WARNING:
THIS POST WILL CAUSE YOUR SIDES TO SPLIT!!!!!!
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic, me and a driver, responded to the call. The house was very dark so I asked Kristen, a 3-yr-old girl to hold a flashlight
high over her mommy so I could see while I helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Kristen did as she was asked. Mommy pushed and pushed and after a little while, Bryan was born.. I slowly lifted him by his little
feet and spanked him on his bottom.
Bryan began to cry.
I then thanked Kristen for her brave help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr-old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.
Kristen quickly responded, “He shouldn’t have crawled in there in the first place… Smack his butt again!”
If you don’t laugh at this one, there’s no hope for you!
February 14, 2009 at 10:58 pm |
Just what I needed at 03.50 when I’m struggling to keep awake. Thanks for the giggle!!